Have you ever wondered if little cycloptic creatures live around us? Have you wondered what humans or animals would look like as cyclops? Have you wondered what happens if a cyclops has a poorly eye? Well wonder no more, this book answers those questions just for you. Because this book shares the work of Professor Si Klopp and her assistant Dr Von Eyid who run the world’s best fictional cosmetic clinic. Together they created they created and developed their patented ‘Cycloped’ Eye Reduction Surgery.